Dear Friends,
Let’s discuss Q-tips today! I’m very
grateful for them!
They clean my ears; take care of the running nail polish around
my nails and the smudged eye-liner and mascara under my eyes;
they help me apply eye make-up with more precision; they also clean
my keyboard.
I don’t think any other drugstore item has as many
impersonators as Q-tips! The secret to these imposters’
advancement is the blue box and the white writing! They fool me
every time! Take it from a Q-tips junkie, the only brand to buy is
Johnson & Johnson! (No, I’m not a shareholder!)
They clean my ears; take care of the running nail polish around
my nails and the smudged eye-liner and mascara under my eyes;
they help me apply eye make-up with more precision; they also clean
my keyboard.
I don’t think any other drugstore item has as many
impersonators as Q-tips! The secret to these imposters’
advancement is the blue box and the white writing! They fool me
every time! Take it from a Q-tips junkie, the only brand to buy is
Johnson & Johnson! (No, I’m not a shareholder!)
The first amazing fact is that doctors are against Q-tips. My GP
has "forbid"me to buy them!
Apparently I have created a hollow “couloir,” between my ears;
a “in one ear, out the other” kind of a situation!
The second amazing fact about Q-tips is that regardless of their
perils, they continue to be sold amongst baby products.
I ran into the same genre of “comedie noire" in New York. In the
Riverdale-Manhattan bus, the Emergency Exit window was also
the designated area for wheelchairs.
Now really, don’t you think the physically challenged would feel
put upon, if they had to rescue non-handicappers?
Have a reasonably logical day everyone!
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